Saturday 7 March 2009

punjabi by nature


contrary to the general understanding

is not a

phenomenon restricted to the

geographical region of punjab

which lies in the countries currently labeled

india & pakistan

punjabiness is a global phenomenon

a way of being

stretching from

the british isles to europe to america

to australia to africa

'the punjabi-funjabi way'

relies upon complete indulgence in

mindless actions

from bruce willis's edgy runarounds in a vest in hollywood

to the khan's ridiculuos gyrations in bollywood

to the barmy football fans in UK

its all about being

'punjabi by nature'

the emphasis is on brutishness,

lack of refinement & pompous gaudiness

there is special affectation with a certain shade of red

coupled with unapologetic loud & obonoxious gracelessness

punjabi sermons tend to go along the lines of

'i eat more chicken than any man ever seen'

'woke up this morning & got myself a beer'

as screamed by a famous punjabi, jim morrison

this worldwide breed has a penchant

for creating unnecessary drama

wherever & whenever it can

they call it 'making movies'

punjabi's all over the world

can be easily spotted

through their psycho pets (dogs preferred)

hypermeat diets, cocacola/red bull cans, pimply skins,

made up faces, pained expressions,

deranged laughter, toilet humour &

zest for life in the fast plastic lane

add an utter disrespect for nature

and the picture is complete

surely their is no virus

more lethal than the punjabi virus

humility & surrender of the ego

being the only cure


asha Pi arTi said...

Classic Truth !

Your observations are so scientific and comprehensive... You describe everything so precisely too !

three years ago You pointed this out and now everywhere the proof is available... it is undeniable !

miragegirl said...

its so true, there is a lot of punjabiness everywhere

Anonymous said...

i bow.

Anonymous said...

i bow. it is most certainly a widesprad epidmic. You paint the mos accurate picture of what many are simply to blind to see. one is ever grateful to have found refuge at Your divine feet and no longer in a constant state of panic about it. dhanyavad P. Narayan! Narayan!

miragegirl said...

its hurts to gnow that there is punjabiness out there
its too much to take

its dead beings walking around
evil gremlins jumping around
its a horror movie !

so kind that You are here
You provide necessary relief at so many levels
You rejuvenate our lives by Your very presence
a much needed relief

PsingulariTy said...

You are Truth incarnate
Pure and virTuous by nature

Unknown said...

i bow to the Humble.
i bow to the Graceful.

APari said...

You have the best wit and humour ! You make learning so much PHUN !

You are the best alternative to punjabiness ... bring it all back to the basics in the most sophisticated Powerfully Vedic and Beautyfull way !!!!!!!!!!!!

i bow

ki vernee said...

beautiful ! such great points ! You are the only Being who can teach one how to do the right actions ! humility and surrender of the ego is definitely the only cure ! i bow !

Ajay Kapoor said...

I bow, beautifully stated. This is so true and I have seen this Punjabiness happening for such a long time, you have shown such an accurate picture of how these beings behave. Such a great line where you have shown the cure "humility & surrender of the ego being the only cure" I bow...

veena iyengar said...

I bow to you My Lord..

undecided said...

I bow. Surrendering the ego to the divine is the only way out of our mess we created. aeioum

Mai S said...

Couldn't Phind someone to agree with more..! You are a breathe of Phresh air I bow

sarah said...

Your incisive wit is dazzling ! Your accuracy is so Profound !

nicolas said...

BeauTiPhul! Your words are precious and your logic is Perfect!
One can only agree with all this Plog as it is nothing but the TruTh! i am very graTePhul for all of it!
i bow to you, all gnoing one

nicolas said...

your words are like water in the desert! your greatness is a magickal Phenomenon!
you bring truth in the clearest, wittiest way! you are the best of all
you are the real destroyer of evil, the real avatar

i bow to you ShivNarayan

NavdeeP said...

Your PercePTion is so wholistic and complete. You are kind to explain things so clearly. This is truely the real definition. They think they gno everything and obvious doing right in afraid of ego bursting so keeping on doing stuff which boost are all going one. The most kind and comPassionaTe Divine being.