Sunday, 8 March 2009

high definition

since the advent of HD tv's &

HD cable channels

the promos are getting more & more hilarious

the same old cryptkeeper's creepy cold tone voice exclaims

'now you can watch charlton heston in high definition

he has never looked so good'



surely one must have definitive interest

in counting the number of bumps, mounds & crevices

on the plateau that is his facescape

once you are done with his crystal clear closeups

why not try good ole clint & sean in HD too








feast for the eyes, aint it ?!

they have to be really confident of their hypnosis

to reveal these creatures in HD &

expect the praise to keep flowing ...


Friday, 6 March 2009

the look

have been greeted by screams of

'michael jackson, micheal jackson'

many a times

as people try hard

to box me within known parameters

yes he has had a lot of plastic surgery

in his quest to look like

the eternal boy, peter pan, krishna archetype

only to end up looking like a ghoul

i on the other hand have been

as i was born


those berefit of beauty

kid themselves with lines like

'beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder'

they cannot fathom the concept of

'absolute' in beauty

such beings are at unease

with the concept of

'absolute' in anything

no prizes for guessing why :)


but if one pays close attention

to all these external devices like

make-up & plastic surgery

which happen to be the biggest industry on the planet

they reveal the quest for

a very singular

'look'


there is a spoken & unspoken universal understanding of

how eyes, eyebrows, eyelashes, jawline, nose

face/body symmetry, skin colour, skin texture etc. should be

and thats what makeup tries to

bring out in those who don't have it naturally

the more demonic go to the extent of plastic surgery to

get closer to that 'look'

it isn't without rhyme or reason

a particular race is continuosly

burning itself in the sun

to get to a certain shade/colour


a whole lot of frustration/depression

results from

not making it

no matter how hard they try


the fact that

'the look' is the result of internal functionings

& cannot be reached through externalities

is either not understood

or not faced

a turn on

some people sometimes ask - what turns you on?

i say -

what has never been turned off

has no need to be turned on

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

parent = payrent


parents

pay-rent

so either

they are used by brats

to pay their rent

or

they need their kids to

pay the rent
 


wonders of the so-called

civilized modern world










Tuesday, 3 March 2009

nothing straight whatsoever

the amount of bullshit

emanating from the mouths of people

on this planet

is more than all the air & water pollution

the environmentalists scream about


just turn on the news and all

you will hear is

lies & babble


to not tell it like it really is

is percieved as a sign of worldly wisdom

the efficiency with which this farce propagates

on a day to day basis

one has no option but to deduce that

everybody has signed on

an unseen ultrasecret pact of pretension

to forever skirt away from all truth

its basic manifesto -

truth offends, hurts

and thus has to be avoided

at all costs


one is very likely to be

labelled mad for making

any straightforward observation


the west has always had the policy

of muddling every issue

to the degree

that one cannot even safely

say that rains happen or winds blow


a bbc correspondent is more likely to say

rain was reported

by certain uncertain sources

around certain parts of the planet

& winds may be blowing

around certain parts

if certain people are to be believed


straight-talk is the

biggest taboo in this

uncivilized debacle passing off as

global civilization

Monday, 2 March 2009

a desperate 'guru'

as countries like india keep

their sights firmly fixed on

magical words like

progress & development

without a care for what they actually mean

they turn a blind eye to the

plight of the people in

the so-called developed nations

most of the younger generation

in these countries

just wants be 'out of it'

their current consumption of

booze & drugs

puts the roman empire to shame

if you have doubts

you can turn the telly on

and watch 'booze britain'

or try having a conversation with

any youngster on the street


in search of

the plasticky material prosperity

under the west's guidance

these nations

are willing to go to any extent of blindness

(makes for hypercomical watching)

to not have to look at the reality of

those who already have this prosperity


after all, its hard to swallow

seeing your 'guru'

in such a desperate state

it also signals a bleak tommorrow ... ouch!


funny thing is that 'the west'

despite its precarious situation

doesn't want to give up

'playing the guru'

&

why would it

as long as there are willing disciples

&

they are all too happy

playing the disciple

for all the jetski's, beers & slumdog oscar awards

upon the horizon

Sunday, 1 March 2009