Saturday, 7 March 2009

punjabi by nature

punjabi-ness

contrary to the general understanding

is not a

phenomenon restricted to the

geographical region of punjab

which lies in the countries currently labeled

india & pakistan


punjabiness is a global phenomenon

a way of being

stretching from

the british isles to europe to america

to australia to africa


'the punjabi-funjabi way'

relies upon complete indulgence in

mindless actions

from bruce willis's edgy runarounds in a vest in hollywood

to the khan's ridiculuos gyrations in bollywood

to the barmy football fans in UK

its all about being

'punjabi by nature'












the emphasis is on brutishness,

lack of refinement & pompous gaudiness

there is special affectation with a certain shade of red

coupled with unapologetic loud & obonoxious gracelessness


punjabi sermons tend to go along the lines of

'i eat more chicken than any man ever seen'

'woke up this morning & got myself a beer'

as screamed by a famous punjabi, jim morrison


this worldwide breed has a penchant

for creating unnecessary drama

wherever & whenever it can

they call it 'making movies'


punjabi's all over the world

can be easily spotted

through their psycho pets (dogs preferred)

hypermeat diets, cocacola/red bull cans, pimply skins,

made up faces, pained expressions,

deranged laughter, toilet humour &

zest for life in the fast plastic lane

add an utter disrespect for nature

and the picture is complete


surely their is no virus

more lethal than the punjabi virus

humility & surrender of the ego

being the only cure

11 comments:

asha said...

Classic Truth !

Your observations are so scientific and comprehensive... You describe everything so precisely too !

three years ago You pointed this out and now everywhere the proof is available... it is undeniable !

sree said...

its so true, there is a lot of punjabiness everywhere

Amanda V said...

i bow.

amanda v said...

i bow. it is most certainly a widesprad epidmic. You paint the mos accurate picture of what many are simply to blind to see. one is ever grateful to have found refuge at Your divine feet and no longer in a constant state of panic about it. dhanyavad P. Narayan! Narayan!

amanda v said...

i bow!
You have the most astute PercePtion of beings everywhere P! and the most humorous way of PoinTing out what You see!
The rednecks of ones 'homeland' are particularly appalling and fit the Punjabi PicTure You PainT exactly!

'punjabi's all over the world
can be easily spotted
through their psycho pets (dogs preferred)
hypermeat diets, cocacola/red bull cans, pimply skins,
made up faces, pained expressions,
deranged laughter, toilet humour &
zest for life in the fast plastic lane
add an utter disrespect for nature
and the picture is complete'

You are so unbelievably kind to Provide the remedy for such a horrendous diseased way of being!
i bow!

P3AZ21 said...

its hurts to gnow that there is punjabiness out there
its too much to take

its dead beings walking around
evil gremlins jumping around
its a horror movie !

so kind that You are here
You provide necessary relief at so many levels
You rejuvenate our lives by Your very presence
a much needed relief

PsingulariTy said...

You are Truth incarnate
Pure and virTuous by nature

neelang tiwari said...

i bow to the Humble.
i bow to the Graceful.
AEIOUM...

APari said...

You have the best wit and humour ! You make learning so much PHUN !

You are the best alternative to punjabiness ... bring it all back to the basics in the most sophisticated Powerfully Vedic and Beautyfull way !!!!!!!!!!!!

i bow

jganesh said...

beautiful ! such great points ! You are the only Being who can teach one how to do the right actions ! humility and surrender of the ego is definitely the only cure ! i bow !

Swati said...

i am so Grateful to You for Your all efforts for writing this real Gem Of Plog.Only a Divine has such Power to air all immorality and stupidity of the world.
How Patient You are..How Tolerant You are.. How much You can bear..
! bow to You. You see everything and so kind to share that so that people can learn ways to live a healthy life.

Can Show Humility towards Higher and Divine and Surrender their ego.
You are so kind full of Divine Charm and Attitude. You show the best path.
O Lord !! ! Surrender myself in Your LoTus feeT.