Sunday, 8 March 2009

high definition

since the advent of HD tv's &

HD cable channels

the promos are getting more & more hilarious

the same old cryptkeeper's creepy cold tone voice exclaims

'now you can watch charlton heston in high definition

he has never looked so good'

surely one must have definitive interest

in counting the number of bumps, mounds & crevices

on the plateau that is his facescape

once you are done with his crystal clear closeups

why not try good ole clint & sean in HD too

feast for the eyes, aint it ?!

they have to be really confident of their hypnosis

to reveal these creatures in HD &

expect the praise to keep flowing ...


Dancing Deer said...


give me u anyday

sree said...

you have great wit

sarah said...

gross looking=character, or so I was informed in acting class, and what i used to think before learning, through your grace, that what is on the outside is merely a reflection of the inside.

that knowledge makes their hideousness so much more scary

Anonymous said...

Lol. i bow. Your exposés are more entertaining than the entire entertainment industry! and Truly educational. i bow. dhanyavad P. Narayan! Narayan!

Anonymous said...

it really is baffling what the masses are programmed to find attractive!
Your natural beauty shines from within! every Photo and video of You is the most Praise worthy Phlawless Proof!
You are the highest definition of PerfecTion P!
i bow at Your PrisTine feet!

P3AZ21 said...

that is a very funny promo indeed

you always say words, sentences ... that helP one smile & laugh in simple joy

its your amazing wit, its most intelligent helP to a being so the stressed, distressed, angry DNA gets repaired

your effort in improving one is constant

you are a tireless benefactor

a true benefactor

PsingulariTy said...

You are Divine
Praise unlimiTed can only flow for You

neelang tiwari said...

i bow to the Higher.
i bow to the Divine.

jganesh said...

laughs out loud ! You are so phunny and so right ! only You can remain so youthful and healthy !

Swati said...

O Satyam Shivam Sundaram ! ! bow to You !!

it is really hard to digest for me how these beings called celebrity and do have anything worth Praise, there is nothing to celebrate about them... they need false rePuTation built over light camera and action while no action is actually haPpening anywhere..these HD has no definition and nothing high about just throwing light on ugly faces, which only fed uP with lots and lots of dollars and junk food...Just by Painting something it will start looking beautiful is an illusion created for fools to follow...fools have fan following of fools...all system is being run by fools...

These Hollywood characters with all kind of stuPid stuff on their body and unnecessary stunt to show bravery..While nothing is in real...In real they do have broken families, ugly life full of Plastic...

What is real ? what is really High with clear and simPle definition to understand is only Divine and His DiviniTy !!

You are so Great to create a LotusOcean World to cherish...
A beautiful gift full of comPleTe bliss. it's real worth is Priceless,invaluable and a life changing boon to the mankind ~ humanity. A Golden era of Kaliyug through Your ausPicious Presence !!

You are so great !! ! bow my head at Your Lotus PheeT !!

Ajay Kapoor said...

This is so phunny. These so called celebrities are not worthy of being praised. You are the only true higher being that is worthy of praise. I bow.

jganesh said...

lol ! You are too Phunny ! they really must be confident to show all that ugly in high definition ... ewww ! its hard to look at these beings ... it hurts even and triggers headaches and tears in the eyes ! only You look so beautiPhul and angelic on HD from 720 to 4k ... i bow respectfully