Thursday, 12 May 2016

clubs & clubbing


clubs and clubbing

now

a worldwide phenomenon

but people forget to ask

the basic question (as always)

what is a club ?


isn't it a big chunk of wood

caveman used to

kill animals


so there has to be a connection

to the

same-name

modern phenomenon


thats where it will do good to gno that

caucasian cavemen had other uses for their club

it was used to render their women unconscious

in order to drag them to their caves

for you-gno-what ...


in modern times

alchohol and drugs

have replaced the good ole club

to knock'em'over

but the name has stayed

as the process is still the same


in fact things have only gotten better

as they don't have to run after them with their club

females now come to the club

to get clubbed voluntarily


so all you females out there

going clubbing (voluntarily)

do try and at least understand

where you are going

and

for what

...


8 comments:

missmriggy said...

that's ingeniously funny and true at the same time

sarah anne said...

only You truly get what goes on, and are intelligent enough not to experience it directly. Your observations are pricelessly witty.

Roopa P Jadhav said...

Thank you PT. Very True.. I bow to thee..

neelang tiwari said...

Concept and meaning stay.

APari said...

wow only You can provide so much insight and humour and shed so much light on the roots of clubbing ... lol one had thought it was an exageration on cavemen ...bc who could do such a barbaric thing ... but sadly this is the reality of the world and You are so kind to show one the way out : facing the facts !!!!

it is trouble when the need for attention outweighs the need for safety and evolution ... it really is trouble !

so glad You are here ... You make learning really phun and interesting !!

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amaya said...

You have such soPhisTicaTed wit..You write awesomely..You have such an awesome and Phun way of imParTing wisdom and knowledge..Your Plogs are so charming..i bow

jganesh said...

amazing ! You always set the record straight ! You are so kind to explain what real women's liberation is ! any female who reads this should be forever changed !

reshma nair said...

I don't go clubbing but I did not know that The real meaning of clubbing is so hellish.Thanks PT. I bow. Aeioum😇🙏